I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Competition is the whetstone of talent.

Competition is the whetstone of talent.

There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - read more

There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - the ambassador at the head of the table laying out the prevailing wisdom, but everyone else weighing in with their opinions and taking part.

It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
(after winning the Grand Slam Cup.)

It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
(after winning the Grand Slam Cup.)

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he smoke some shots. A little read more

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he smoke some shots. A little refinement on Tiger's short game and there'll be nothing. He's already pretty darn imposing.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.