Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

How can we hope to remain economically competitive in a world in which... 90% of Dutch high-school students take advanced read more

How can we hope to remain economically competitive in a world in which... 90% of Dutch high-school students take advanced math courses and 100% of teachers in Germany have double majors, while the best we can say about our pocket of excellence is that 75% of [American] students have learned to critique tactfully?.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.