This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to read more

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to read more

I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him

Durability is part of what makes a great athlete.

Durability is part of what makes a great athlete.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father