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The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than the arrival read more

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than the arrival of twenty asses laden with drugs.

by Thomas Sydenham Found in: Clowns Quotes,
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A clown sees life simply, without complications.

A clown sees life simply, without complications.

by George Bishop Found in: Clowns Quotes,
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already read more

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

by George Orwell Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

by Eugene Ionesco Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it read more

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

by Jim Morrison Found in: Clowns Quotes,
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The artist, like the idiot, or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him read more

The artist, like the idiot, or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it.

by Osbert Sitwell Found in: Clowns Quotes,
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

by Dolly Parton Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle read more

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

by Stephen Wright Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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