The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than the arrival read more

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than the arrival of twenty asses laden with drugs.

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes read more

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.

A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at read more

"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."

The artist, like the idiot, or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him read more

The artist, like the idiot, or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it.

A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.