"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at read more

"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle read more

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Clown and guru are a single identity: the satiric and sublime side of the same higher vision of life.

Clown and guru are a single identity: the satiric and sublime side of the same higher vision of life.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than the arrival read more

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than the arrival of twenty asses laden with drugs.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it read more

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.