The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Clown and guru are a single identity: the satiric and sublime side of the same higher vision of life.

Clown and guru are a single identity: the satiric and sublime side of the same higher vision of life.

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at read more

"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."

A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.