The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle read more

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, read more

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any read more

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.

The artist, like the idiot, or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him read more

The artist, like the idiot, or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it read more

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than the arrival read more

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than the arrival of twenty asses laden with drugs.