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Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch their eyes. I know 'cause read more
Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch their eyes. I know 'cause I'm like that a lot. You think everything's ok, and it is . . . 'till it's not.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite read more
Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite as bad as it so often seems to be.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones.
People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
You may forget the days of your anniversary or the loved ones birthday, but please don't forget those people.
You may forget the days of your anniversary or the loved ones birthday, but please don't forget those people.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
