People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones.

People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones.

There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and read more

There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are."

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for read more

If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another.

You can be strong and true to yourself without being rude or loud.

You can be strong and true to yourself without being rude or loud.

In many people it is already an impertinence to say 'I'.

In many people it is already an impertinence to say 'I'.

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

The people and circumstances around me do not make me what I am, they reveal who I am

The people and circumstances around me do not make me what I am, they reveal who I am