When people bother you in any way, it is because their souls are trying to get your divine attention and read more

When people bother you in any way, it is because their souls are trying to get your divine attention and your blessing

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing

People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be

People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

I'm not looking to exclude people, I'm looking to include them.

I'm not looking to exclude people, I'm looking to include them.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and read more

There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are."

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.