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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always read more
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he read more
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
The heart of marriage is memories.
The heart of marriage is memories.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on read more
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
