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The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should read more
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my read more
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the read more
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the read more
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.
Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when read more
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
