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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when read more
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and read more
No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.
Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.
Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure read more
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin read more
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can read more
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us
Whether we want them or not, the New Year will bring new challenges; whether we seize them or not, the read more
Whether we want them or not, the New Year will bring new challenges; whether we seize them or not, the New Year will bring new opportunities.
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.