Maxioms Pet

X
  •   31  /  26  

    The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  21  /  29  

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should read more

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.

by G. K. Chesterton Found in: New year Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  28  /  33  

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.

by William Thomas Found in: New year Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  18  /  33  

Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.

Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.

by Benjamin Franklin Found in: New year Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  18  /  32  

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

by Jay Leno Found in: New year Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  22  /  34  

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

by Unknown Found in: New year Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  14  /  29  

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: New year Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  23  /  35  

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

by Jay Leno Found in: New year Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  22  /  39  

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and read more

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

by Brooks Atkinson Found in: New year Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  10  /  30  

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each read more

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that

by Judith Crist Found in: New year Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet