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    The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

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The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of read more

The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!

by Edward Payson Powell Found in: New year Quotes,
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: New year Quotes,
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Another fresh new year is here . . .Another year to live!To banish worry, doubt, and fear,To love and laugh read more

Another fresh new year is here . . .Another year to live!To banish worry, doubt, and fear,To love and laugh and give!This bright new year is given meTo live each day with zest . . .To daily grow and try to beMy highest and my best!I have the opportunityOnce more to right some wrongs,To pray for peace, to plant a tree,And sing more joyful songs!

by William Arthur Ward Found in: New year Quotes,
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New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin read more

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual

by Mark Twain Found in: New year Quotes,
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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

by Charles Lamb Found in: New year Quotes,
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It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.

by William Thomas Found in: New year Quotes,
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my read more

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

by Jay Leno Found in: New year Quotes,
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Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and read more

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

by Brooks Atkinson Found in: New year Quotes,
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