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    The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: New year Quotes,
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New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless read more

New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights

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We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book read more

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

by Edith Lovejoy Pierce Found in: New year Quotes,
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

by Unknown Found in: New year Quotes,
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The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should read more

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul

by G. K. Chesterton Found in: New year Quotes,
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It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.

by William Thomas Found in: New year Quotes,
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The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.

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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

by Charles Lamb Found in: New year Quotes,
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It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.

It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.

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