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    The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

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Whether we want them or not, the New Year will bring new challenges; whether we seize them or not, the read more

Whether we want them or not, the New Year will bring new challenges; whether we seize them or not, the New Year will bring new opportunities.

by Michael Josephson Found in: New year Quotes,
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Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each read more

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that

by Judith Crist Found in: New year Quotes,
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: New year Quotes,
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The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should read more

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul

by G. K. Chesterton Found in: New year Quotes,
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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

by Charles Lamb Found in: New year Quotes,
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We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book read more

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

by Edith Lovejoy Pierce Found in: New year Quotes,
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The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of read more

The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!

by Edward Payson Powell Found in: New year Quotes,
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For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another voice.

For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another voice.

by T. S. Eliot Found in: New year Quotes,
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It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.

It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.

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