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The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the read more
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each read more
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that
Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.
Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.
The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of read more
The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure read more
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can read more
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when read more
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.
Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.
For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another voice.
For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another voice.
