Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and read more

There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are."

In many people it is already an impertinence to say 'I'.

In many people it is already an impertinence to say 'I'.

Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.

Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

I stand here before you not as a prophet, but as a humble servant of you, the people.

I stand here before you not as a prophet, but as a humble servant of you, the people.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them

At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't read more

At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far.rn