Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.

Invest three percent of your income in yourself (self-development) in
order to guarantee your future.

Invest three percent of your income in yourself (self-development) in
order to guarantee your future.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it read more

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me; the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart.

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything read more

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because,
you see, humor is truth.

The more perfect a thing is, the more susceptible to good and bad treatment it is.

The more perfect a thing is, the more susceptible to good and bad treatment it is.

The map is not the territory.

The map is not the territory.

Its the moment you think you can't that you realize you can.

Its the moment you think you can't that you realize you can.

Make the iron hot by striking it.

Make the iron hot by striking it.