A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.

If you wish to strengthen a lie, mix a little truth in with it.

If you wish to strengthen a lie, mix a little truth in with it.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.

No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.

Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.

Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.