A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies.

A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

If you wish to strengthen a lie, mix a little truth in with it.

If you wish to strengthen a lie, mix a little truth in with it.

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

As the builders say, the larger stones do not lie well without the lesser.

As the builders say, the larger stones do not lie well without the lesser.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A single lie destroys a whole reputation for integrity

A single lie destroys a whole reputation for integrity

If you do not wish to be lied to, do not ask questions. If there were no questions, there would read more

If you do not wish to be lied to, do not ask questions. If there were no questions, there would be no lies.