A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.

I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.

The cruelest lies are often told in silence.

The cruelest lies are often told in silence.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

A mind conscious of innocence laughs at the lies of rumor.

A mind conscious of innocence laughs at the lies of rumor.