A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

He who foretells the future lies, even if he tells the truth.

He who foretells the future lies, even if he tells the truth.

I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.

I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

Lies that build are better than truths that destroy.

Lies that build are better than truths that destroy.

Better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.

Better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you

If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, read more

If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, they even swear by it.