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Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.
Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.
A lie can run around the world before the truth can get it's boots on.
A lie can run around the world before the truth can get it's boots on.
An unexciting truth may be eclipsed by a thrilling lie.
An unexciting truth may be eclipsed by a thrilling lie.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Liars need to have good memories.
Liars need to have good memories.
As the builders say, the larger stones do not lie well without the lesser.
As the builders say, the larger stones do not lie well without the lesser.
A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.
A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.