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The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
I owe my solitude to other people.
I owe my solitude to other people.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do.
A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and read more
There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are."
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you read more
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.