The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to
be living apart.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to
be living apart.

Money is the seed of money, and the first guinea is sometimes more difficult to acquire than the second million.

Money is the seed of money, and the first guinea is sometimes more difficult to acquire than the second million.

Stamps God's own name upon a lie just made,
To turn a penny in the way of trade.

Stamps God's own name upon a lie just made,
To turn a penny in the way of trade.

Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.

Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

It's not so much the amount of tax we pay - it's the sense that our pocket's being picked without read more

It's not so much the amount of tax we pay - it's the sense that our pocket's being picked without our knowing what's going on.

Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.

Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.