A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it's real money.

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it's real money.

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

My father said: "You must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let the other fellow read more

My father said: "You must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let the other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for always making all the money, you won't have many deals."

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to
be living apart.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to
be living apart.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.

Money is the barometer of a society's virtue.

Money is the barometer of a society's virtue.