Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his read more

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not read more

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.

I have lost everything, and I am so poor now that I really cannot afford to let anything worry me.

I have lost everything, and I am so poor now that I really cannot afford to let anything worry me.

Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.

Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.

Worry -- a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the pulse; it read more

Worry -- a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the pulse; it takes away the appetite, and turns the hair gray.

If you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event, then you are read more

If you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event, then you are residing on another planet with a different reality system.