Stop worrying -- nobody gets out of this world alive.

Stop worrying -- nobody gets out of this world alive.

The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much read more

The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.

Spring comes with flowers, autumn with the moon, summer with the breeze, winter with snow. When idle concerns don't fill read more

Spring comes with flowers, autumn with the moon, summer with the breeze, winter with snow. When idle concerns don't fill your thoughts, that's your best season.

Fear nothing but what thy industry may prevent; be confident of nothing but what fortune cannot defeat; it is no read more

Fear nothing but what thy industry may prevent; be confident of nothing but what fortune cannot defeat; it is no less folly to fear what is impossible to be avoided than to be secure when there is a possibility to be deprived.

I have lost everything, and I am so poor now that I really cannot afford to let anything worry me.

I have lost everything, and I am so poor now that I really cannot afford to let anything worry me.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.

Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.

We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays.

We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays.

Worry is like a rocking chair--it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Worry is like a rocking chair--it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.