Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

If you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event, then you are read more

If you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event, then you are residing on another planet with a different reality system.

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his read more

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow.

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow.

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.

Worry is like a rocking chair--it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Worry is like a rocking chair--it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.

It is not work that kills men; it is worry. Worry is rust upon the blade.

It is not work that kills men; it is worry. Worry is rust upon the blade.