He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.

He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

In thy face have I seen the eternal.

In thy face have I seen the eternal.

In every mess I find a friend,
In every port a wife.

In every mess I find a friend,
In every port a wife.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

All married women are not wives

All married women are not wives

A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife

A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife

If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy
daughter, or the wife of thy read more

If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy
daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as
thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve
other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers.