If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

I like trying [to get pregnant]. I'm not so sure about childbirth.

I like trying [to get pregnant]. I'm not so sure about childbirth.

The soul is healed by being with children.

The soul is healed by being with children.

We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.

Ah! what would the world be to us If the children were no more? We should dread the desert read more

Ah! what would the world be to us If the children were no more? We should dread the desert behind us Worse than the dark before.

Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.

Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.

Every child is born a genius.

Every child is born a genius.

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.