Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

For many children, joy comes as the result of mining something unique and wondrous about themselves from some inner shaft.

For many children, joy comes as the result of mining something unique and wondrous about themselves from some inner shaft.

There is no sinner like a young saint.

There is no sinner like a young saint.

We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.

Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.

Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.

I don't know any parents that look into the eyes of a newborn baby and say, How can we screw read more

I don't know any parents that look into the eyes of a newborn baby and say, How can we screw this kid up.