Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

All television is children's television.

All television is children's television.

Television -- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.

Television -- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.

Television is the literature of the illiterate, the culture of the low-brow, the wealth of the poor, the privilage of read more

Television is the literature of the illiterate, the culture of the low-brow, the wealth of the poor, the privilage of the underprivilaged, the exclusive club of the excluded masses.

All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?

All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?

Television is a corporate vulgarity.

Television is a corporate vulgarity.

Television is now so desparately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.

Television is now so desparately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.