Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.

Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.

Television is a corporate vulgarity.

Television is a corporate vulgarity.

The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still read more

The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.

Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.

Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.

The Television commercial is the most efficient power-packed capsule of education that appears anywhere on TV.

The Television commercial is the most efficient power-packed capsule of education that appears anywhere on TV.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.

Television? The word is half Latin and half Greek. No good can come of it.

Television? The word is half Latin and half Greek. No good can come of it.