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    There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and
    stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe.

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He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dulness in others.

He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dulness in others.

by Samuel Johnson Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of
being dull.

I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of
being dull.

by William Congreve Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.

by Anton Lavey Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to
open it and remove all doubt.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to
open it and remove all doubt.

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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.

by Unknown Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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The fool of nature stood with stupid eyes
And gaping mouth, that testified surprise.

The fool of nature stood with stupid eyes
And gaping mouth, that testified surprise.

by John Dryden Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

by George Carlin Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

by Joseph Addison Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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Why, sir, Sherry is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken
him a great deal of pains to read more

Why, sir, Sherry is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken
him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him. Such an
excess of stupidity, Sir, is not in Nature.

by Samuel Johnson Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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