The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

With various readings stored his empty skull,
Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull.

With various readings stored his empty skull,
Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull.

Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and
stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe.

There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and
stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe.

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always
declares that it is his duty.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always
declares that it is his duty.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.