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    One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
    (asking if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

by Barry Switzer Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust read more

Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?

by Unknown Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.

I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.

by Steve Cauthen Found in: Sports Quotes,
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When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He read more

When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.

by Earl Woods Found in: Sports Quotes,
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How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you read more

How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.

by Lou Holtz Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

by Michael Jordan Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

by Haywood Hale Broun Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

by Reggie Jackson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

by Roger Simon Found in: Sports Quotes,
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