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    One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
    (asking if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

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We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

by Mike Newlin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You mean in the state?
(when asked if he felt his team should be ranked in the Top Twenty read more

You mean in the state?
(when asked if he felt his team should be ranked in the Top Twenty this season)

by Abe Lemons Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Fans don't boo nobodies.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

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I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

by Lee Westwood Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

by Gerald R. Ford Found in: Sports Quotes,
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He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime read more

He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. That's the highest praise I can give anyone, to compare him to Jack Nicklaus.

by Michael Bonallack Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Show me a guy who is afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every read more

Show me a guy who is afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.

by Lou Brock Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich read more

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

by Lee Trevino Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

by Greg Norman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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