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    One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
    (asking if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

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You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

by Charles Barkley Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

by Gladiator's Salute Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's read more

Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?

by Joe Kapp Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country read more

I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.

by Al Mcguire Found in: Sports Quotes,
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'Twas Game Six of the Series when out of the sky, Flew Sergio's parachute, a Met banner held high. His read more

'Twas Game Six of the Series when out of the sky, Flew Sergio's parachute, a Met banner held high. His goal was to spur our home team to success, Burst Beantown's balloon claiming Sox were the best.

by Phyllis Orlikoff Flug Found in: Sports Quotes,
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thatll be helpful because we have guys on this club that have trouble reading the nameplate on their locker to read more

thatll be helpful because we have guys on this club that have trouble reading the nameplate on their locker to find their clothes after a
game

by Stu Grimson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win.

I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win.

by Tiger Woods Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on read more

Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.

by Paul Coffey Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

by Edward Hoagland Found in: Sports Quotes,
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