Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having read more

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened.

Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened.

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

Shame and guilt are noble emotions essential in the maintenance of civilized society, and vital for the development of some read more

Shame and guilt are noble emotions essential in the maintenance of civilized society, and vital for the development of some of the most refined and elegant qualities of human potential.

The trouble you can get into, just cause you want 5, 000 bucks.

The trouble you can get into, just cause you want 5, 000 bucks.

Happiness is a positive cash flow.

Happiness is a positive cash flow.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

I smile so much at the theater my face hurts when I leave.

I smile so much at the theater my face hurts when I leave.

There is no such thing as happiness, only lesser shades of melancholy.

There is no such thing as happiness, only lesser shades of melancholy.