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    Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

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Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

by Margaret Benson Found in: Cats Quotes, Dogs Quotes,
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A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the read more

A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again.

by Pam Brown Found in: Cats Quotes,
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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

by Mark Twain Found in: Cats Quotes, Learning Quotes,
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Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

by W.l. George Found in: Cats Quotes,
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If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

by Theophile Gautier Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

by P. G. Wodehouse Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.

Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.

by John Dingman Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.

The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.

by George Will Found in: Cats Quotes,
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