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    Do our cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big Hamburger.

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The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.

by Ernest Menaul Found in: Cats Quotes,
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There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.

by Albert Schweitzer Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he read more

The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either.

by Mark Twain Found in: Cats Quotes,
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If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

by Theophile Gautier Found in: Cats Quotes,
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People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life

by Dan Greenburg Found in: Cats Quotes,
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't.

If cats could talk, they wouldn't.

by Nan Porter Found in: Cats Quotes,
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on read more

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

by Stephen Wright Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what they want.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what they want.

by Joseph Wood Krutch Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet.

The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet.

by John Heywood Found in: Cats Quotes,
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