Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet.

The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

If cats could talk, they wouldn't.

If cats could talk, they wouldn't.

Lauk! what a monstrous tail our cat has got!

Lauk! what a monstrous tail our cat has got!