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    When someone gives the hospital a gift of $5 and you know he can afford less than that, thank him profusely. When someone gives the hospital a gift of $5,000 and you know he could afford five times that, say "that will help." -Robert H. Schullder.

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna read more

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Business Quotes,
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Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

by Peter F. Drucker Found in: Business Quotes,
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People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'.

People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'.

by Sinclair Lewis Found in: Business Quotes,
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

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Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

by Robin Williams Found in: Business Quotes,
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You foolish man, you don't even know your own foolish business.
- Philip Dormer Stanhope, fourth Earl read more

You foolish man, you don't even know your own foolish business.
- Philip Dormer Stanhope, fourth Earl of Chesterfield,

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I always said that mega-mergers were for megalomaniacs.

I always said that mega-mergers were for megalomaniacs.

by David Ogilvy Found in: Business Quotes,
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A blind bargain.

A blind bargain.

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The great leaders are like the best conductors - they reach beyond the notes to reach the magic in the read more

The great leaders are like the best conductors - they reach beyond the notes to reach the magic in the players.

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