I'm the lamest lame duck there could be.

I'm the lamest lame duck there could be.

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.

The first thing a genius needs is to breath free air.

The first thing a genius needs is to breath free air.

One of the most fashionable notions of our times is that social problems like poverty and oppression breed wars. Most read more

One of the most fashionable notions of our times is that social problems like poverty and oppression breed wars. Most wars, however, are started by well-fed people with time on their hands to dream up half-baked ideologies or grandiose ambitions, and to nurse real or imagined grievances.

Without a country, I am not a man.

Without a country, I am not a man.

A monarch's neck should always have a noose around it -- it keeps him upright.

A monarch's neck should always have a noose around it -- it keeps him upright.

The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.

The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.

I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.

I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.

The law giver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the read more

The law giver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine we own.