The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

The inner censor of the mind of the true believer completes the work of the public censor; his self-discipline is read more

The inner censor of the mind of the true believer completes the work of the public censor; his self-discipline is as tyrannical as the obedience imposed by the regime; he terrorizes his own conscience into submission; he carries his private Iron Curtain inside his skull, to protect his illusions against the intrusion of reality.

Making capitalism out of socialism is like making eggs out of an omelet.

Making capitalism out of socialism is like making eggs out of an omelet.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.

If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.

It is much safer to obey, than to govern.

It is much safer to obey, than to govern.

You really have to experience the feeling of being with the president in the oval office. ... It's a disease read more

You really have to experience the feeling of being with the president in the oval office. ... It's a disease I came to call Ovalitis.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by read more

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.

Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.