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I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
How can we hope to remain economically competitive in a world in which... 90% of Dutch high-school students take advanced read more
How can we hope to remain economically competitive in a world in which... 90% of Dutch high-school students take advanced math courses and 100% of teachers in Germany have double majors, while the best we can say about our pocket of excellence is that 75% of [American] students have learned to critique tactfully?.
You get out in front -- you stay out in front.
You get out in front -- you stay out in front.
There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside
There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside
I run because it's my passion, and not just a sport. Every time I walk out the door, I know read more
I run because it's my passion, and not just a sport. Every time I walk out the door, I know why I'm going where I'm going and I'm already focused on that special place where I find my peace and solitude. Running, to me, is more than just a physical exercise... it's a consistent reward for victory!
As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
(asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam)
As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
(asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam)
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, read more
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better read more
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)