Penny wise, pound foolish.

Penny wise, pound foolish.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.

Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

The sinews of business (or state).

The sinews of business (or state).

Money dishonestly acquired is never worth its cost, while a good conscience never costs as much as it is worth.

Money dishonestly acquired is never worth its cost, while a good conscience never costs as much as it is worth.

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.