Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.

Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Money just draws flies.

Money just draws flies.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

Money makes the man.

Money makes the man.

Stamps God's own name upon a lie just made,
To turn a penny in the way of trade.

Stamps God's own name upon a lie just made,
To turn a penny in the way of trade.

Dollar Diplomacy.

Dollar Diplomacy.