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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

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The sinews of affairs are cut.

The sinews of affairs are cut.

by William Cowper Found in: Money Quotes,
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A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money
answereth all things.

A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money
answereth all things.

by Bible Found in: Money Quotes,
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A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife,
vigilant, sober, of good behavior, given to hospitality, read more

A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife,
vigilant, sober, of good behavior, given to hospitality, apt to
teach:
Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but
patient, not a brawler, not covetous;
One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in
subjection with all gravity;
(For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he
take care of the church of God?)

by Bible Found in: Money Quotes,
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.

by Fidel Castro Found in: Money Quotes,
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Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds it.

Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds it.

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Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

by Horace Found in: Money Quotes,
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A person's treatment of money is the most decisive test of his character, how they make it and how they read more

A person's treatment of money is the most decisive test of his character, how they make it and how they spend it.

by James Moffatt Found in: Money Quotes,
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