Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Money alone is absolutely good, because it is not only a concrete satisfaction of one need in particular; it is read more

Money alone is absolutely good, because it is not only a concrete satisfaction of one need in particular; it is an abstract satisfaction of all.

The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty.

The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Money does not change men, it only unmasks them.

Money does not change men, it only unmasks them.

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

It's not so much the amount of tax we pay - it's the sense that our pocket's being picked without read more

It's not so much the amount of tax we pay - it's the sense that our pocket's being picked without our knowing what's going on.