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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

by Scott Roeben Found in: Sex Quotes,
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

by Kin Hubbard Found in: Money Quotes,
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Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

by Anonymous Found in: Money Quotes,
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

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I knew once a very covetous, sordid fellow who used to say, "Take
care of the pence, for the read more

I knew once a very covetous, sordid fellow who used to say, "Take
care of the pence, for the pounds will take care of themselves."

by Philip Dormer Stanhope Found in: Money Quotes,
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He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.

by Benjamin Franklin Found in: Money Quotes,
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Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.

by Fidel Castro Found in: Money Quotes,
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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