You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Money is like a sixth sense, and you can't make use of the other five without it.

Money is like a sixth sense, and you can't make use of the other five without it.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement,
psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common read more

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement,
psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common
sense and the poets have long known--that the essence of money is
in its absolute worthlessness.

A great fortune is a great slavery.

A great fortune is a great slavery.

I knew once a very covetous, sordid fellow who used to say, "Take
care of the pence, for the read more

I knew once a very covetous, sordid fellow who used to say, "Take
care of the pence, for the pounds will take care of themselves."

I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time read more

I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time I'm going to make it.

Money begets money.

Money begets money.