Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time read more

I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time I'm going to make it.

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.

Yes! ready money is Aladdin's lamp.

Yes! ready money is Aladdin's lamp.

Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

The love of money is the root of all evil.

The love of money is the root of all evil.

Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns read more

Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.