Money makes the man.

Money makes the man.

Marketers are out there trying to figure out how to get your money out of your child.

Marketers are out there trying to figure out how to get your money out of your child.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought read more

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of read more

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?

The rich are always going to say that, you know, just give us more money and we'll go out and read more

The rich are always going to say that, you know, just give us more money and we'll go out and spend more and then it will all trickle down to the rest of you. But that has not worked the last 10 years, and I hope the American public is catching on.

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Money is the barometer of a society's virtue.

Money is the barometer of a society's virtue.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.