You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Penny wise, pound foolish.

Penny wise, pound foolish.

Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.

Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.

I'm tired of love, I'm still more tired of rhyme, but money gives me pleasure all the time.

I'm tired of love, I'm still more tired of rhyme, but money gives me pleasure all the time.

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.

As I sat at the Cafe I said to myself,
They may talk as they please about what they read more

As I sat at the Cafe I said to myself,
They may talk as they please about what they call pelf,
They may sneer as they like about eating and drinking,
But help it I cannot, I cannot help thinking
How pleasant it is to have money, heigh-ho!
How pleasant it is to have money!

I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time read more

I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time I'm going to make it.

Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead read more

Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.