Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.

A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread of read more

A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread of continuity for your audience.

Roger Maris lost his hair the season he hit sixty-one, I still have all my hair, but when it's over, read more

Roger Maris lost his hair the season he hit sixty-one, I still have all my hair, but when it's over, I'm going home to Mobile and fish for a long time.

The sad part about airports is it is hard to build a new one. They are almost an endangered species. read more

The sad part about airports is it is hard to build a new one. They are almost an endangered species. We can't just close these things willy-nilly.

We're paid by companies. Having said that, I think the Internet is the best thing that ever happened for consumer read more

We're paid by companies. Having said that, I think the Internet is the best thing that ever happened for consumer affairs.

Right out of the chute, we announced awards from returning customers and had a fantastically successful Atlas V launch with read more

Right out of the chute, we announced awards from returning customers and had a fantastically successful Atlas V launch with NASA's New Horizons mission to Pluto - and there are 11 months to go in 2006.

How's it going, Super Sonic?

How's it going, Super Sonic?

Clearly, it's a blow to the Gore camp.

Clearly, it's a blow to the Gore camp.

We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression; we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation read more

We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression; we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations.