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    A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No, that's trend!'

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Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a read more

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy.

by Amy Alcott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It was a two-second call. There was no extended conversation. I don't understand the need to tell an untruth when read more

It was a two-second call. There was no extended conversation. I don't understand the need to tell an untruth when you have already lost.

by George Arzt Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's pretty much putting yourself inside a prison . . . and that's not for business people.

It's pretty much putting yourself inside a prison . . . and that's not for business people.

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It's just become a more accepted, more mainstream culinary choice in this country.

It's just become a more accepted, more mainstream culinary choice in this country.

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You Light Up My Life.

You Light Up My Life.

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I'm so happy to have completed the two triple axels. I wasn't really thinking about winning this championship too much. read more

I'm so happy to have completed the two triple axels. I wasn't really thinking about winning this championship too much. I was more concerned with trying to land the two triple axels.

by Mao Asada Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's a celebration of the water that is not romantic. It's a celebration of water within the context of the read more

It's a celebration of the water that is not romantic. It's a celebration of water within the context of the time we live in.

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It gets to seem as if way back in the Garden of Eden after the Fall, Adam and Eve had read more

It gets to seem as if way back in the Garden of Eden after the Fall, Adam and Eve had begged the Lord to forgive them and He, in his boundless exasperation, had said, ''All right, then. Stay. Stay in the Garden. Get civilized. Procreate. Muck it up.'' And they did.

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I can understand the frustration felt by the many basketball players who feel that they have been forced to conform read more

I can understand the frustration felt by the many basketball players who feel that they have been forced to conform with the league's new dress code, ... Iverson and other NBA players have suggested that they will not abide by the league's dress code, and Bodog.com will offer to reimburse any fines levied, and match the payment with a donation to each player's charity of choice.

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