When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.