I was old and fat when I started, ... This makes you young ---- and not fat.

I was old and fat when I started, ... This makes you young ---- and not fat.

He can definitely handle whatever they throw at him. Johnny's a cool cat.

He can definitely handle whatever they throw at him. Johnny's a cool cat.

When you get rid of the volatility factor the stock option expense creates, the earnings growth was actually very good.

When you get rid of the volatility factor the stock option expense creates, the earnings growth was actually very good.

We don't want to be known as the 'Intelligent Design University,' ... We don't think this is science.

We don't want to be known as the 'Intelligent Design University,' ... We don't think this is science.

This book fills a much-needed gap.

This book fills a much-needed gap.

We treat our people like royalty. If you honor and serve the people who work for you, they will honor read more

We treat our people like royalty. If you honor and serve the people who work for you, they will honor and serve you.

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

If you're using the Internet today, you're using open source software; you're using Linux.

If you're using the Internet today, you're using open source software; you're using Linux.

Most of us are umpires at heart; we like to call balls and strikes on somebody else.

Most of us are umpires at heart; we like to call balls and strikes on somebody else.