Whenever I felt like slitting my wrists I used to like listening to depressed singers from the 1970s. It was read more

Whenever I felt like slitting my wrists I used to like listening to depressed singers from the 1970s. It was great music for a misunderstood teenager. And when I'm feeling misunderstood these days, I'll stick on a bit of Leonard Cohen.

This line of defense does come with a price.

This line of defense does come with a price.

It was nice for the girls to come back like that.

It was nice for the girls to come back like that.

It never crossed my mind that it would be Marla. I didn't want to push God – it didn't have read more

It never crossed my mind that it would be Marla. I didn't want to push God – it didn't have to be her.

These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: Can't live with them, or without them.

These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: Can't live with them, or without them.

None of them want to lead with price, so if you have a network that is better, it's great. Spending read more

None of them want to lead with price, so if you have a network that is better, it's great. Spending on voice calls is falling even without a price war, so they don't want to cut prices.

I had no reports which described him as a stud,

I had no reports which described him as a stud,

Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only read more

Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only a minute.

They just have different customs, and we want to be knowledgeable and accept those customs. One of the worst things read more

They just have different customs, and we want to be knowledgeable and accept those customs. One of the worst things you can do is be in Japan and demand a fork.