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If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in the seats, that's what they read more

If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in the seats, that's what they need. It's not fair, but there's plenty of other work for us to do.

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I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it. It's business.

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it. It's business.

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I started doing stand-up in college.

I started doing stand-up in college.

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I think it was Fox, actually; Fox, the studio, which had sold the rights to the television show, as I read more

I think it was Fox, actually; Fox, the studio, which had sold the rights to the television show, as I understand it, but had retained the film rights.

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We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about read more

We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about a mile from Robin Williams, and so I made all of the other comics jealous because I got to get a ride home with him.

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